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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

• Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa – half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

• Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe – well-developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value.

• Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain – very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

• Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece & gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

• Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquering past….

• Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel – has been through war, doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.

• Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada – cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet – wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages…. an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

• Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran – ruled by a couple of nuts.